Limericks

Limericks

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There was an old man who lived in an island remote .

When he wanted to go to town he hired a boat.

He rowed the boat with his left hand .

Soon he reached the town where he wanted to land .

There he bought a hen , a pigeon and a toad.

There was a lady from Hong Kong ,

Her favourite past time was playing ping-pong,

She played it with a skill ,

She's out there to kill .

For her opponent was a king kong !

Oh, why is this world full of hatred and poverty,

That spread from country to country .

To love we are too lazy ,

To hate is simply so easy ,

May be we have all gone crazy !

Aggie

Betty , I can see you are so happy ,

Life is so boring without a humorous diary ,

Let's carry on our limerick,

And race it along till we are sick,

Until the end of the story when we are weary .

There was a man who went ahunting ,

When he was hunting he started singing ,

His songs drew out a big tiger,

His smile frozed as he was eaten by the man-eater,

Since then he was never seen out hunting

Aggie

Sometimes we like to go to the seasdie .

To see the waves , the blue sky wide .

Girls sitting on the rocks ,

Gentle wind blows their frocks .

Their boy friends dare not leave their side .

Here I am just back from town ,

Myself so tired , my face still frown,

Then I burst into laughter .

It is joined by my brother .

Mr parrot is wearing a crown .

Wong , your limericks are cool .

You recite them while sitting near a pool .

But you make so many spelling mistakes

For goodness sake !

I think you should go back to school .


		Father heard his children scream, So he threw them in the stream , Saying , as he drowned the third, " Children should be seen , not heard. " Harry Graham


		Belly , in one of his nice new sashes, Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes Now , although the room grows chilly , I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy. Harry Graham


		There is an old lady in Tibet . She is so fat she is on diet . At night she suddenly screams and wakes . "I am hungry , I want my cakes !" This poor old lady of Tibet. aggie


		There was a lawyer in Balingers . He had two ears , two eyes and ten fingers . His nose was very big . He was bald so he wore a wig. He made friends with many famous singers