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Father heard his children scream,
So he threw them in the stream ,
Saying , as he drowned the third,
" Children should be seen , not heard. "
Harry Graham
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Belly , in one of his nice new sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes
Now , although the room grows chilly ,
I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.
Harry Graham
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There is an old lady in Tibet .
She is so fat she is on diet .
At night she suddenly screams and wakes .
"I am hungry , I want my cakes !"
This poor old lady of Tibet.
aggie
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There was a lady from Hong Kong ,
Her favourite past time was playing ping-pong,
She played it with a skill ,
She's out there to kill .
For her opponent was a king kong !
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Oh, why is this world full of hatred and poverty,
That spread from country to country .
To love we are too lazy ,
To hate is simply so easy ,
May be we have all gone crazy !
Aggie
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Betty , I can see you are so happy ,
Life is so boring without a humorous diary ,
Let's carry on our limerick,
And race it along till we are sick,
Until the end of the story when we are weary .
There was a man who went ahunting ,
When he was hunting he started singing ,
His songs drew out a big tiger,
His smile frozed as he was eaten by the man-eater,
Since then he was never seen out hunting
Aggie
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Sometimes we like to go to the seasdie .
To see the waves , the blue sky wide .
Girls sitting on the rocks ,
Gentle wind blows their frocks .
Their boy friends dare not leave their side .
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Here I am just back from town ,
Myself so tired , my face still frown,
Then I burst into laughter .
It is joined by my brother .
Mr parrot is wearing a crown .
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Wong , your limericks are cool .
You recite them while sitting near a pool .
But you make so many spelling mistakes
For goodness sake !
I think you should go back to school .
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